Roger Casanova

Towards the end of last year I had a major issue with women. The ones that I couldn’t have (work-related) were flirting with me like crazy and it added more complications to my jobs, especially the shipping depot. I talked about those struggles as well as my failed solutions to the problem in last month's post, Women: The Final Solution. I mean, how do I continue working at a place where women are flirting with me and I can’t do anything about it? It’s like teasing a caged Roger with naked women. Thankfully, I’m happy to say that I solved my issues with the women at my jobs, and it didn’t require anything extreme.

My good friend Nino in NYC has an interesting situation. His ex-girlfriend became his fuck buddy early last year in an attempt to get him back. While having sex whenever he wanted was great for a while, Nino's getting tired of her and wants to meet someone new. Not knowing anyone except her friends, he tried online dating with very little success because he sucks at talking to women. So I told him to give me full access to his OK Cupid (dating site) account and let me talk as him. I’d talk to the women to the point where I set up a date and exchange numbers, and the rest is up to him. The very first woman I set him up with was gorgeous who ended up almost having sex with him on the first date. Success! Since then, I’ve set up numerous dates and plan to continue doing this until I get bored of it.

One may wonder how this helps me, so lemme explain. By doing this, I’ve cured the urge to flirt with women at my job. When some chick comes in cracking a sweet smile and saying something flirtatious at either job, I go online and let out my flirting frustrations on other women. And it keeps my “skills” sharp so that, when the time comes where every woman is game, I can go at it as if I'd never stopped. I have to do it this way because I don’t like the idea of online dating for myself. The thought of advertising myself to strangers is something my ego would never allow, and I really don’t like the idea of potential or current tenants seeing me. Smalltown is a small town after all. Business needs to stay business at all costs.

I’m not quite sure how I came up with this plan, but it works. Right now I’m in money mode, and dating in or out of the job can only complicate things. If it doesn’t make money, there’s no reason to do it right now. If I can get a little sex here or a little sex there and it’s outside of work, that’s fine. But dating on the job is almost never a good idea, and I’m not in the position to take that risk. Maybe next year.